The Chocolate Milk Spy Camera is a sophisticated
It has double exposure prevention which is a good thing if you can't
of you already took a picture of the secret plans.
It has a built in-retractable lens cover that slides out of the way
when you trip the shutter.
The cover keeps chocolate milk off the lens and hides it while you're
slipping around The Kremlin.
The shutter is very quiet. A
must for espionage activities but the rewind system sounds like
a ratchet wrench. Always rewind in a safe place.
Design problems become apparent when you attempt to use the camera in a
The "straw" is the shutter button and the viewfinder is in that
rectangle above the
Grade A UHT text.
I made several attempts to put the straw in my mouth while looking
through the viewfinder and
I found it to be impossible. I might be nitpicking but you'd
think that the straw would
turn brown when you suck on it. It doesn't. That little detail could
put you in a
Soviet prison for a long time.
The big white dot in the middle of the camera (see first picture) is
another oversight, I think. In
my opinion it should be chocolate brown. When you go to all the trouble
a retractable, synchronized lens cap you should spend the extra money
and paint it brown.
I found no Vitamin A or D, either.
Slightly heavy on the calories.
I thought it tasted a little
You can turn the camera off so you don't take a picture of the inside
of your pocket.
Twisting the straw in the direction shown turns the camera on.
"Why are you twiting your straw, comrade ?"
"Oh ! it's just a nervous habit, Boris." "How are Natsha and the kids ?"
. . . - - - . . .
While walking in the woods I saw this doe from a distance. I took out
my Chocolate Milk Spy Camera
and shoved the shutter release in my mouth.
I got within fifteen feet of the animal, brought the camera up to eye
level and took the above photo.
A split second later the deer bounded away. I'm sure she was embarassed
at being duped
by the fake milk container.
The deer on the left is the deer in first deer photo. As she passed the
deer on the right, she tipped him off about the Chocolate Milk
Spy Camera. If you look closely, you can pick out six deer in this