Wherever men with gas gather, beautiful
women are sure to appear.
Sometimes they lean to the right due to the disorentation caused by
propane
inhalation or something.

Life is a roll (role?) of the dice. A hand of cards. A
toss of a coin.
Some of us are tall, others are short. Some of us are good at math
some of us are good at spellening. Some of us are pleasing to look at
and some of us aren't.

Some of us get an extra pitcher on a role of film.