Here's the mother that brought here kids on the sucky vacation. She looks miserable. She has the standard wife face from the early 60's. She's no doubt thinking about keeping her husband off her in the motel room that night. The kids will be sleeping right next to her and hubby and he'll be half in the bag.

She's got 60's breasts. Pointy. Flat, sensible sneakers and bermuda shorts are the order of the day. She's probably getting a hell of a sunburn on her arms and legs. Somehow I get the feeling that she can't wait for the kids to grow up so she can dump her husband and run off with the manager of the muffler shop back in her home town.

More of the awful vacation